OKAY GUYS, WHAT UPPPPP. You wanna read Captain Marvel comics?? You saw Brie Larson looking FUCKING 90S RAD in that EW spread? Actually hey let’s just take a moment and enjoy that again for all of our sake’s.
I have already bought a grey hat and that SHIELD patch MY FRIENDS okay.
SO! Here’s your official How-To Guide to read Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers) comics! Before the cut is your JUST NAMES AND NUMBERS list. After the cut are short explanations and cover images!
reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread
ok ill give a headstart:
i really like leopard seals
axolotls are p rad
I LOVE THOSE
potoos look like muppets and i ove tem
here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon
i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them.
The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.
This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs.
Long Eared Jerboa
The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!
bringing this back on your dashes
a sichuan takin bull and his daughter
often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.
This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~
Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.
A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!
Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of guinea pig.
Golden Lion Tamarins!
These guys are very tiny, very adorable, and very endangered.
Also very endangered: the Kakapo, aka weird flightless nocturnal parrot, aka Moss Orb.
look at this moss orb
Meet the Rakali, also known as the water rat.
They are beautiful.
Chinchillas! My parents have 2, Bernie and Bess :D they’re intelligent fluffballs with hypsersensitive digestive tracts and watching them take dust baths is the CUTEST and they’re terrified of everything I love chins
The Equal Justice Initiative is building a memorial for lynching victims — and it’s about time.
The Equal Justice Initiative announced on Tuesday that it will build the first-ever national memorial to lynching victims in Montgomery, Alabama. Titled “Memorial to Peace and Justice,” the EJI project will sit on six acres of land that used to be a public housing project in Montgomery.
The structure will include the thousands of lynching victims’ names on concrete columns, which will represent hundreds of U.S. counties where the acts took place. The memorial will also coincide with the opening of a museum.
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.
So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
Tumblr is all about dismantling oppressive power structures with the help of a sword forged from the blood and bones of your defeated enemies
Okay but seriously, how would you extract usable iron from a corpse? I believe that there’s a way, it just isn’t at all obvious to me what it is.
Turn it into a plasma and put the atoms thru a magnetic deflection field similar to a mass spectrometer and capture the iron isotopes. This is actually used for uranium enrichment and sorting atoms that differ by atomic number would be way easier.
Probably a cheaper way, though.
You will encounter tremendous difficulty trying to do that with (70kg * 400 bodies) = 28000kg of meat though, trying to get that 1kg of iron, compared to refining a much higher ratio of desirable uranium/wrong isotope uranium.
No, it would still be way easier. With Uranium you’re separating atoms with the same charge but slightly different mass. This is the entire reason why enrichment is such a huge expensive undertaking. Whereas the things you’re separating here are sorted by charge, and you can discard everything into a common collector for lower, and another for higher, and only differentiate around what you’re looking for. (Which is a lot of other useful metals for your evil metallurgy needs.)
Magnetic fields will only differentiate things with different mass-to-charge ratios, right? By that metric, iron-56 is harder to separate from carbon-13 than U-235 is from U-238. And there’s enough carbon in a person that the C-13 is going to outweigh the iron.
Gas chromatography on thousands of liters of blood is a silly idea. At a minimum you can isolate the red blood cells physically, probably isolate the hemoglobin and then iron chemically. In fact, just heating/burning apparently gets you straight to iron oxide. www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=17485